[Fuck you, he was going to make mousse out of them because what good is vampire speed if not for whipping eggwhites to stiff peaks hundreds of years before stand mixers?]
There's a spare bedroom two doors down that's still furnished. [It's never been used, and is mostly there in case they convince the Speakers to come in from the cold and not just camp out in the main hall.] We can use that, the rugs there are dense.
[Not doing this in any bed is a carefully curated thing. That'll make things weirder.]
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[Fuck you, he was going to make mousse out of them because what good is vampire speed if not for whipping eggwhites to stiff peaks hundreds of years before stand mixers?]
There's a spare bedroom two doors down that's still furnished. [It's never been used, and is mostly there in case they convince the Speakers to come in from the cold and not just camp out in the main hall.] We can use that, the rugs there are dense.
[Not doing this in any bed is a carefully curated thing. That'll make things weirder.]
Unless there's another way you'd prefer?