[ He likes the floor. The floor is nice. But he stands and tries to figure out how best to actually join Alucard on the sofa. He tries lying next to him, first, which works well enough for Alucard and Sypha but less well for any combination involving Trevor. So he lifts Alucard onto his chest instead and that's terribly awkward - one leg on the sofa, one leg off, vampire above him, him trying to shuffle awkwardly into a comfortable position - but he's at least not going to fall off. ]
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[ He likes the floor. The floor is nice. But he stands and tries to figure out how best to actually join Alucard on the sofa. He tries lying next to him, first, which works well enough for Alucard and Sypha but less well for any combination involving Trevor. So he lifts Alucard onto his chest instead and that's terribly awkward - one leg on the sofa, one leg off, vampire above him, him trying to shuffle awkwardly into a comfortable position - but he's at least not going to fall off. ]
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