Still not sure I like the concept. Sounds dangerous.
[ It's a joke, though it's true that even now with the convenience of clean, running water and not having to risk sickness or freezing or being more easily tracked by monsters in order to smell slightly less terrible he's easily the least enamored with the idea of bathing for its own sake.
And then, somewhat incredulously- ]
You're petting me.
[ Excuse you but one person here is actually secretly a big fluffy doggo and it is NOT HIM. ]
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[ It's a joke, though it's true that even now with the convenience of clean, running water and not having to risk sickness or freezing or being more easily tracked by monsters in order to smell slightly less terrible he's easily the least enamored with the idea of bathing for its own sake.
And then, somewhat incredulously- ]
You're petting me.
[ Excuse you but one person here is actually secretly a big fluffy doggo and it is NOT HIM. ]