I don't know what the fuck that was. But I'm guessing it's the best fucking thing he's done for a Belmont since [ making a dhampir baby ] he and Leon parted.

[ He's alive. He's still alive. Heart beating and a pulse and air in his lungs and everything. And yes, every cell in his body is burning with the exertion of doing that shit twice in such a short timeframe. But fuck, he's alive. As a result of Dracula's stupid fucking spell. And he only barely has it in him to pretend to be ungrateful, and even that's just because fuck, he needs to laugh at something right now. ]

And I still fucking hated it. Shit.