[ The laugh that Alucard gets is genuine and also the kin that only barely disguises surprise and delight. Because shit, usually it's him who says that kind of shit. It's hardly the first time Alucard has managed a delightfully dirty retort, but it's always something to hear that kind of thing spoken with his voice. ]

Oh, I can think of a few places- [ And it is tempting to throw his stupid plans (so far as he had a plan at all) to the wind and just tell him exactly where his head can go. ] -the pillow, for now. I believe his highness expressed an interest in seeing how this was going to end, after all.