[There's gonna be a lot of musical chairs, but the chairs are people.]

My understanding is that your preference is always going to be for the floor, so I can't argue myself blue.

[Fine. He stands, because he'll pay good money to even try and make the Belmont swoon.]

And even if I had to spend my whole wedding night on the floor, I'd happily have every scrape on my knee and let you break both my wrists for the pleasure of it.