...I'll be honest, I think I just expected you to roll yourself slowly across the floor.

[So now he has a terrible Belmont coat instead. There are worse things, Alucard supposes, and he's careful as he moves them both into a cooler corner of the place. He is right, of course, there's a breeze. (Coming, helpfully, from the crypt. Alucard doesn't know about the crypt yet.)]

There. Do you need help getting back down too?