[ Alucard does not get a rabbit bone thrown at him. Which is terribly unfair. ]

I'd have been happy to cook, but-

[ Sypha huffs and insists that she will not be skinning and cutting up rabbits. And since neither of them will let the other do all of the work, there's really only one configuration that works here. Trevor hunts and butchers, Sypha cooks. ]

It's a wonder we ever leave home, when this is what there is to eat out here. But we have you here now, so at least we won't be living on this for the next season.