[ Sypha, to her credit, is about as gentle and careful as could be expected. Trevor is not. ]

I wasn't going to do anything stupid.

[ He grumbles, as if he's demonstrated thus far that not doing stupid things is something he has the capacity for. And then he's guided into a chair. And there's a third plate and-

This is the stupidest fucking thing. ]

I feel like you've a fundamental misunderstanding of what it generally means when a vampire invites humans for dinner.