miraclewhip: to demand dracula explain where babies come from (Wallachia man climbs on top of castle)
Trevor 'The Bear Situation' Belmont ([personal profile] miraclewhip) wrote in [personal profile] cryptsleeper 2019-01-12 01:20 am (UTC)

Dracula destroyed the Belmont home. Everything inside it, everything below it, and every man and woman and child there.

[ And he says every word very, very slowly, because he doesn't have the greatest faith in the intelligence of a vampire who doesn't know how to vampire. ]

He. Broke. The truce. And that is why I'm here.

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