And here I thought it was just to make me wonder why I was running out of clean ones so quickly.

[He's kidding. Mostly.]

My understanding of women's garments means that you're more likely than not to feel trapped by clothing. It's generally not as loose as you're used to.

[But there's something else to pick at here, and Alucard lets out a soft snort as he realizes it.]

It's not as if we ever go somewhere nice.