Good morning. Thank you both for getting the fire started.
[Because advanced wood burning stove technology or just 15th century hearth fires, the fire part's important.
Just as important is the smell. A smell that's deeply offensive, based on how Alucard's nose just recoils once a whiff of it hits him. Walking in and peering over Trevor's shoulder reveals exactly what happened and you know what?
He's not going to question any of this. It's hardly the point.]
no subject
[Because advanced wood burning stove technology or just 15th century hearth fires, the fire part's important.
Just as important is the smell. A smell that's deeply offensive, based on how Alucard's nose just recoils once a whiff of it hits him. Walking in and peering over Trevor's shoulder reveals exactly what happened and you know what?
He's not going to question any of this. It's hardly the point.]
How can I help?
[PLEASE LET HIM HELP.]