Speaker blues, and the rest to go with my hair?

[She wriggles around a little, testing the new fit now that he's gotten her settled, and — oh, yes, that's much better. And all the more impressive for it, considering he's pulled it off this well without ever letting on, much less having her actually do a proper fitting.]

I think this is perhaps the most impractical thing I have ever worn. It's only good for looking beautiful.

[Oh, here it comes.]

So. Do I?