[Alucard can't help but blush. It's a lovely thing to have in the morning, lips right there. (Trevor does it a lot too, so they've clearly been conferencing about things lately.)]

I'm going to presume it has been burnt as evidence. The five were from halfway up the state, so we'd be best off tracking the way they came through the woods last night and seeing if there was a point of safety they were using before mounting their idiocy.

[There's more pancakes to make, so Alucard returns to his station at the cast iron pan.]