Shush. If it were someone else saying it about me, then I would agree, and probably slap them. But for me to say it about myself is different. Nonsense or not, I am allowed to feel as I please, and describe it however I want.

[She moves one hand from his hair, though, sliding it down to catch his chin instead, and tilt his face up.]

Now come here. If you want us to be equals, then you have some clothing to lose.