I'm chanting in Enochian to preserve the existence of a demon I summoned into an automobile with blood magic, which itself is a material excess given to me by the half-vampire I regularly fornicate with!

[In short, if that's not enough sin and heresy, we're going to have to resort to drastic measures. Somewhere in the engine, the demon groans, which makes the car creak and a little sputter of smoke cough out of its exhaust pipes.]

I can start reciting Gnostic gospels if you think it would help!