I wouldn't have suggested it if it wasn't a good idea.
[The vampire is full of good ideas! The vampire is also well aware that all three of them will absolutely break character to indulge in a pants-on-head stupid argument, so he makes a point to stop it before it can begin in earnest.
Besides, with all that fabric out of the way, there are new places for his hands to explore. His offending hand, the one that looked at Sypha's skirt and said nope moves down to the waistband of her undergarments, and a single finger hooks into them. The others stroke at the skin just underneath it, and there is a pleasant, rich hum from Alucard as Sypha squeaks out a single word.]
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[The vampire is full of good ideas! The vampire is also well aware that all three of them will absolutely break character to indulge in a pants-on-head stupid argument, so he makes a point to stop it before it can begin in earnest.
Besides, with all that fabric out of the way, there are new places for his hands to explore. His offending hand, the one that looked at Sypha's skirt and said nope moves down to the waistband of her undergarments, and a single finger hooks into them. The others stroke at the skin just underneath it, and there is a pleasant, rich hum from Alucard as Sypha squeaks out a single word.]
Please what, former dark mistress?