I think you're — ah, you're my, my dark consorts, by now...

[Or something. No one here is innocent, so that rules out the maidenly everything, and no one is dominating control of this, which means there are no minions. She'll still accept the role of dark queen, however, just because it suits her well. She's a very good dark queen, frankly. Almost a dark goddess, even, with how the two of them have settled in to worshiping her.]

Mmm. This is better than —

[Hold that thought long enough for a little gasp, punctuated by a shiver and then a sigh against Alucard's mouth, all but purring into the kisses she's stealing.]

Than, ahm, than running away to make dinner, isn't it...