[Alucard would also agree that petting the vampire is much more important. He would argue that it's more important to turn his head so he can smooch against the palms of her hands though.]

If the dressing up is the issue, then perhaps film is the better way to go.

[Alucard pauses, then laughs softly to himself.]

Your people are still in California, yes? Perhaps they have connections.

[But to Trevor's point, which means reaching out to squeeze his wrist since he can't do much more:]

As are you. Even if we're both meant for night things.