Mmm, but then whose toes would I stand on, when I don't know the steps?

[She divides her petting equally; a few strokes of the hair for Alucard, a brush of fingertips against the cheek for Trevor. Back and forth, once and again, letting Alucard kiss at her hands when he so desires, never hindering him from anything he wants because he's the one getting spoiled today.]

And who would be there to rescue me when the vampires scatter broken glass everywhere?

[She laughs, softly.]

We should go to see them. My family, out west. They're neither vampires nor grandmothers, but I know they would love you both very much. Like I do.