[Things she was expecting to find in her boyfriend's bedroom tonight:
NOT HIS FURSONA, THAT'S FOR SURE.
Suffice to say, she goes very, very still when he rests his chin on her lap, because her nightgown is thin and he is large and furred and boyfriend or not, one does not grow up living the Speaker life and not have instincts that make one immediately wary of very large, very close wolves.]
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NOT HIS FURSONA, THAT'S FOR SURE.
Suffice to say, she goes very, very still when he rests his chin on her lap, because her nightgown is thin and he is large and furred and boyfriend or not, one does not grow up living the Speaker life and not have instincts that make one immediately wary of very large, very close wolves.]
...What?
[No, seriously. What.]
You —
...What?