Unless you wish to give new meaning to the phrase blind drunk, you are absolutely correct.

[Alucard notes that refusal to accept a basic fact. They're all clever in this house, all in their own ways, but Trevor's is best for when they need to be tricky in the world rather than among themselves. It's one of the better traits he has, and it was the one that manifested itself earliest in the house in the form of the curtain rod.

He's loud as he goes about getting water. Makes sure of it, so Trevor can hear him.]

Water I can do. Is a sandwich something you're willing to pick at?