Shit, do you know how ridiculous that sounds?

[ Leave it to the vampire to say sappy shit like that entirely unironically. And- honestly, leave it to the vampire to make shit like that sound so completely sincere that he can't help but sigh in contentment, ears and cheeks both burning red now. ]

Knitting and worrying, 's going to be the only things I'm useful for if we go someplace with no trouble to deal with. [ He doesn't sound like he minds too much. ] I'll try to leave some worrying for you.