miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)
Trevor 'The Bear Situation' Belmont ([personal profile] miraclewhip) wrote in [personal profile] cryptsleeper 2019-01-12 11:51 pm (UTC)

Believe it or not, I've seen it.

[ The last major vampire in Europe was Jack the Ripper. Every woman in the Belmont family was armed to the teeth at all times. Literally. ]

My grandmother had half her teeth replaced with silver, just so that she could bite vampires and werewolves.

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