You realize it's possible to just ask me to shut up, right? I can do that, just tend not to.

[ But whatever. He could treat this thing like it matters, but in truth, it's the only part of this shit that doesn't. And he's been taking literally everything else far too seriously, making sure Alucard remembers his responsibilities. This, he can afford to treat with all the dignity it fucking deserves.

And maybe treating it with exactly as much dignity as it deserves will be helpful. Or maybe it'll be awful. Either way, it's better than the previous topic. ]

But fine, have your wild 'becoming vampire king' sex. Thank you for considering the damage that your girlfriend does to my eardrums for once.