That....hm. The man hasn't bothered to learn an alphabet yet, so it'll be eteneral indigestion.

[Godbrand 200% cannot.]

And she's much too young to be talking gallows humor yet.

[It isn't humor Alucard has ever liked. He likes it less when it's those he cares for making the jokes, and this moment isn't exactly helping that feeling. But Alucard doesn't venture more commentary as he comes to stop at a light. He groans.]

This one takes five minutes to change, I swear.