This is weird now I know that it's you.

[ But he doesn't let that stop him from petting Alucard, because weird is- probably fine. This is probably a gesture of pity, which means that he's probably doing a shitty job of hiding just how much the storm is getting to him.

And fuck it, it's easier to talk to the dog than it is to talk to person-shaped Alucard. ]

Don't have storms like this back home, is all. Keep thinking- keep thinking we're being fucking shelled.