You are still here and breathing, I suppose. If covered again in dirt, and this time with the addition of leaves.

[This is the prince of vampires. This guy. This is the dauphin of the supernatural realm, heir of the moon and the stars, beloved by his father who casts his long shadow across all that the light touches by day and the darkness covers by night, royal in blood and noble in fang, His Royal Highness Monseigneur le Dauphin Adrian Tepes, first of his name.

He has leaves in his hair and dirt on his cheek, this disaster.]

Can you walk?