[Gallows humor is only funny at the exact moment, in Alucard's estimation, and even then he tends to dislike it. He huffs slightly, mollified by the return to a much more important topic.]

Just the kicking. She goes for the shins with the kicking. Punches can go just about anywhere, and that's when the problems well and truly begin.

[He nearly said kick in. Word choice matters.]

Is there anything else you need clarification on?