I can cook, if you need me to. Not brilliantly, but nobody will die.

[ He leads Alucard out. If they're both seen leaving then too fucking bad. Alucard has to leave last, because he can use the keys, and Trevor isn't leaving him here alone for another half hour. ]

Or we could just go within fifty feet of the babas and Bunicuta will get it into her head that Sypha's too skinny again. You won't need to cook for a week.