Well, you can strip and turn back and I'll wash you as a dog, or you can stay that shape and wash like that.
I'm not offended by the smell, but you're the one whose nose is closest to you. And you're probably going to get upset that I've got dog-smell all over my church clothes.
[ He really doesn't care. And he doesn't put much faith in the idea that a wash would help all that much (despite the fact that it always does). But Alucard does care about that kind of thing, and the days of not washing probably aren't helping him feel any less like something that isn't him. Also, vampire blood. He knows him well enough to trust that there's absolutely no trace of it left. But it won't hurt to let him make certain of it. ]
She'll worry less, once you're fed and cleaned. [ Yes using Sypha for this is low. No he doesn't care. It's also true. ]
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I'm not offended by the smell, but you're the one whose nose is closest to you. And you're probably going to get upset that I've got dog-smell all over my church clothes.
[ He really doesn't care. And he doesn't put much faith in the idea that a wash would help all that much (despite the fact that it always does). But Alucard does care about that kind of thing, and the days of not washing probably aren't helping him feel any less like something that isn't him. Also, vampire blood. He knows him well enough to trust that there's absolutely no trace of it left. But it won't hurt to let him make certain of it. ]
She'll worry less, once you're fed and cleaned. [ Yes using Sypha for this is low. No he doesn't care. It's also true. ]