[ Well shit, again. He was going to start this with 'we need to talk', but- ]

This city is too fucking hot. This city has too many fucking vampires in it. Bunicuta keeps trying to get me to marry her goddaughter's best friend. The amount of fucking corpses I've seen is approaching six digits. Your radio show has plot holes. The most powerful vampire in the fucking world is missing and upset with humanity. Your boyfriend is a shitty replacement. Literally every resource I could use to help here was wiped off the map, along with my family, and now someone's going about picking the bones. The fucking blanket isn't going right. You just cursed me. Your boyfriend had urgent business, which means he's going to be moody when he comes home, which means that fucking nothing is going to get done tomorrow. I'm a fairy-

[ ...he's going to be going with this for a while. ]