I was going to ask Bunicuta to bring me back but- the demon car might be best. If nothing else, it'll make a decent test of if I'm safe or not.

[ The tin cup of water over the paraffin burner is starting to bubble. So it's as good at time as ever. That stupid forced smile returns to his face, but there's a warmth to it. Something apologetic. He shouldn't be putting Alucard through this shit. ]

Time for the shitty part. Let's see if this works. If not- I guess I get to find out if any of the furniture in this shithole is made of yew wood.