Oh, you say that like you had an option.

[He says it with all the warmth in the world, before dragging Trevor properly into his lap. It's the perfect place to make sure that Trevor's in the exact right position, for Alucard to move his hands, and then there's nothing else to do but scoop Trevor up.]

Because you didn't, and if you were going to protest, I'd simply have you over my shoulder instead.