800 years of this and you people haven't figured out that vampires are petty.
[They're close enough to the circus and far enough away that Alucard feels safe parking the car. It isn't in a ditch (he loves his car too much to do that), it's just safe. Satisfied, he climbs out, lingering just long enough to look Trevor in the eyes.]
Understood.
[He has learned how to do this. Sypha is still better than him at it.]
Look at me. [Alucard's voice is calm and authoritative. Not his work voice though, just his Trevor's stupid fae bullshit voice.] Do not die. Do not talk to anyone who is not me unless you are communicating essential commands to lead them to safey, such as telling them to go to a certain location or move in a specific direction. Did I exclude anything?
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[They're close enough to the circus and far enough away that Alucard feels safe parking the car. It isn't in a ditch (he loves his car too much to do that), it's just safe. Satisfied, he climbs out, lingering just long enough to look Trevor in the eyes.]
Understood.
[He has learned how to do this. Sypha is still better than him at it.]
Look at me. [Alucard's voice is calm and authoritative. Not his work voice though, just his Trevor's stupid fae bullshit voice.] Do not die. Do not talk to anyone who is not me unless you are communicating essential commands to lead them to safey, such as telling them to go to a certain location or move in a specific direction. Did I exclude anything?