[Who is the worse boyfriend in this moment? It's hard to say.]

Maybe I was going to insist you get into the tub at some point and then stay with you for as long as you demanded of me. Maybe I was going to lie next to you in bed and spoil you without edging into that wonderful state where you're delightfully useless for a week. And maybe I was going to harass your grandmothers for additional recipes, but now I'm not so sure I'm going to be doing any of that.