Appreciate that you think I'll be any use at all in any 'in case' sort of situation.

[ He won't. He's already rendered nonviolent. They end up fighting fairies, the best he can do is plug his ears so he can't hear any further orders. He takes his right hand away from Alucard's anyway, replacing it with his left. ]

But you're humouring me, so I may as well return the favour.