I'm pretty sure I photosynthesize right now. Excuse me for not being great at thinking about food.

[ It's said in good humour, at least. And it doesn't have to be gallows humour. It's only a gallows if someone dies at it, after all. And Sypha might still succeed. ]

Balmos. Your choice of what to serve it with. Some kind of meat, probably.

[ He doesn't want to think too hard about meat, right now. He knows what kinds of things the court eat, regardless of whether they actually need to. Alucard's need for blood is one thing. Their hosts' taste for boy and girl-flesh that they don't even need is something else entirely. ]