This is an exceedingly shit-heavy conversation.

[ He laughs again, quieter this time. The topic isn't exactly laughworthy, save for it being so absurd. ]

They thought so much and so little of you at once.

[ A long, long pause. ]

I know it probably sucks for you, but it's fucking delightful to learn that you're married to the two most beautiful fucking beings on the planet five times in one day. Best part of this mess.