[There's a little ehhhh sound that means that some of it is correct, but the rest of it isn't as weighty as one might think.]

The part about my father is less pertinent than you'd think, for once. [More like the only time.] But not romanticizing what I need to stay alive, and ensuring that none of it becomes predatory to the both of you is all it truly boils down to. Neither of you are dinner, except if we're making innuendos and are about to move to bed.

[Or the sofa. Or wherever.]