[ So his yelp of surprise when the door gives way behind him and he tumbles backward comes out as a girlish squeal, which just makes him wish he were a little drunker so he wouldn't be quite so embarrassed about it. He falls into Alucard's chest, and fortunately even exhausted he's probably able to take both of their weight easily.

And he grins up at Alucard. ]

What misfortune! What dreadful luck! How ill fated I, trapped between the great and terrible Sypha and her most trusted ally?