[There is a low and despairing noise from Alucard, and he just stares at them both, shaking his head. He leaves them for just a few hours, and they're drinking communion wine, Sypha's cursed Trevor to speak like a bad horror vixen, and she's still wearing his coat.

He is happier in ignorance here.]

Please unbind him now before you forget. I'm just going to head to the kitchen and start dinner, unless you two have objections.