I'm going to guess that it's because you made him get stuck talking like he's in one of your romance no-- mmmm.

[Alucard cannot actually tell if in all of this tipsy madness they've forgotten that neck things are only for making the vampire totally weak at the knees or not, but either way it means any serious protest he might be attempting to mount is cut off by a far more delighted noise.

He should try to carefully remove the Belmont. He is not trying to remove the Belmont. But he is going to try and rescue himself.]

Is this what you two do when I'm out?