I am amending the laws to account for two tipsy emotional vampires who are up to no good at all and keep feeding from each other's energies and ideas.

[Alucard's pretty good at protesting too much. He's good at a lot of things like being at a weird angle over Trevor's shoulder so he can look at Sypha and complain about how ridiculous this entire situation is, for example. He's also very good at reading a room, and right now the room is saying that the other two are having way too much fun, and he'd be the worst buzzkill for a week, at least.

Also, he actually wants to see how long Trevor can keep any of this up for, because if there's one thing the Belmont is known for, it's keeping up a facade like this demands of him.

So while Alucard himself may not be acting as anything but himself, a very put upon version, he can't actually deny that the angle that he's now at (foot on his chest, Sypha putting her mouth over Trevor's and making him watch) is anything but excellent.]

Also you'd do better to use that as a cape if you didn't have it on inside out.