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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-13 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Another set of creaks and groans, through nothing near as violent as the movement, and the entrance hallway expands outward a little. There are doorways where there ought to be doorways, but beyond most of them is more of that writhing darkness. The engine room connects to the entrance, which is not exactly accurate to the way the castle’s layout should be. Inside there is the castle’s heart, withered and stuttering and burning so, so low.

The other room isn’t a room so much as a few spots of things visible in that darkness through a door that ought to lead to the library. Tiny things - a wolf doll, a portrait of Lisa, a simple silver ring. Things that it’s kept, things that it’s strained against centuries of exhaustion to keep, that remind it of happier times.

Other things appear too, in the entranceway. Skeletons, fanged ones. At least six of them, some bones bleached cleaner than others by time. ]


Shit.

[ That explains it. ]

Hey castle - can you hear me? You weren’t hiding in the Abbey, were you? Not really. You wanted to be found, found by people who wanted to steal Dracula’s secrets. Lured them to the Abbey and trapped them there.

[ It gave up its body to make sure that nobody would ever access Dracula’s knowledge without its say so. To draw any enemies to itself and keep Alucard safe. There’s a note of accusation to Trevor’s tone, but even he has to admit - shit, good castle. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His back hits the soft mattress, and then his mind registers it. Alucard is above him, resplendent and very, very naked. Somehow the fallen sheet pooled around his legs makes him seem more naked than if it weren’t there. ]

Oh. Shit.

[ He’d been intrigued by the curses, still very much is, but it’s hard not to complain anyway, especially when Alucard’s hand strokes over the fabric. It’s too much and too little at the same time, and when he breathes out it comes out as a long whine. ]

Sinful trousers. Good curse.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-11-14 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that seems to be all the talking they are doing about it. Hector shifts so he can sit up on the couch.]

It's tzatziki. I didn't anticipate the vein our experiment would take when I made my breakfast.

[Not that he does much planning in any aspect of his life other than his forging, so he can't say this particular day's poor decisions are atypical. But they are steering the subject away from that.]

Did Cesar help you get your answers from the Speakers?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-14 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha pushes past Alucard, at that, while Trevor looks about outside the castle. ]

I don’t think it can ever be a castle again, not any time soon. Not on the outside. It could attach itself to one, but it couldn’t bring it with it when it moved. [ She clicks her tongue, frowning. ] It needs a new body building for it. The old fashioned way - brick by brick. But in the meantime, I can help it a little now it’s out of the church.

[ Trevor reenters, dusting off his hands. ]

Little cottage on the outskirts of some city, lots of places for chickens to sleep, but no chickens. That’s where we are now.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-11-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's yogurt with cucumber, oil, and herbs. Your father's library will have recipe books. You could make it.

[Hector is taking that 'quite good' and burying it very deep down to consider much later. He snorts as Alucard brushes at his hair, but he doesn't duck out of the touch. In his own way, he's just as needy and touch-starved as Alucard is.]

That just means we need to find something they haven't built up a tolerance to. Have you ever seen a baby otter? No one can resist that.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-11-14 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Is your kitchen stocked for cooking? You'll need yogurt made from goat or sheep's milk. It'll take time to set if we have to start from scratch.

[Hector doesn't know what exactly this is, but Greek food is the best and that is a hill Hector's willing to die on. So he can't refuse Alucard's request to learn to make it.]

I would need to take a trip to the coast, but I am sure I could find one. I could try to describe one, but it wouldn't do it justice.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-11-14 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Go prep the kitchen. I am not going to cook dressed like this.

[Their experiment is over, so he can dress again. He has his answer on the initial premise.

He pushes himself up off of the couch and steps back into the bathroom to retrieve his discarded clothes. Through the door, he calls,]


I could draw it. I might. Depends on how well you listen to instructions in the kitchen.

[Hector doesn't know what they are, but they are back to it- orbiting and antagonizing one another.]
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-11-14 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
You said you haven't moved things around. I'll be fine.

[Hector dresses. He may not know every corner of this castle the way Alucard must, but the path from his old quarters to the kitchens are familiar and takes no thought.

He joins Alucard in the kitchen, fully dressed and damp hair combed into at least a semblance of order.]


We can start on the yogurt as the base, but it won't be ready until tomorrow. I can leave you instructions...or I can come back to finish it.

[It's not like he has anything pressing going on these days.]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-14 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Area's a little too built up to hunt in, but the city proper is maybe an hour's walk. Don't know how many merchants'll be willing to take lira, but worst case there'll be people who need work done. If we need to stay a while, we'll be able to manage. Bigger concern is there's no abbey to keep people from going in here. We're going to need to defend it.

[ He walks out of the door, then turns back. ]

Hey castle, don't let me in for a moment. I want to see the place you've landed in.

[ And he passes through the door again, this time entering the cottage for real. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-14 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. Oh shit. He shudders at the instruction alone, at the way he can feel it coming out as breath and brushing lightly at his hair. He hisses in air as Alucard's teeth graze against him and- shit, this is not helping with the sinful trousers situation.

When he breathes out, as Alucard's hand moves again, it comes out as a long whine. ]


Alucard- [ Wait no. ] Adrian- [ Wait, shit, no, he catches himself. One does not address goddesses by given name. ] -Your cleanliness.

[ And he shuffles, trying to turn onto his stomach without detaching himself from Alucard at all. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-14 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A few times, he tries to turn back. He can’t look at Alucard like this, and he wants to. He always wants to. But then Alucard kisses at the back of his neck and whatever complaints he has die unspoken. Instead, he just gives a long moan, rather more dramatically than he had expected to.

It’s uncomfortable, being confined like this, his dick trapped between the mattress and his own weight and trying its damnedest to stir anyway. It doesn’t care that there’s no room for it. If anything, that idiot is encouraged by the way it grazes against cloth whenever Alucard’s weight shifts and moves him about a little. ]


Your cleanliness. [ He’s decided, it seems. That’s the name of choice for now until he breaks character. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-14 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Outside the cottage - and it is a cottage now, and not a castle or an abbey, it’s rather underwhelming. A few chicken coops, empty. A post where horses might have been tied once. A few minutes walk through what winter’s left of the wildflowers to the next house down the road. A mile marker indicating that following that road will bring one into a city called Leeds sooner or later. ]

Ah, castle picked a hell of a place to drop itself.

[ Through the doors of the house, if entered normally, is a workshop of sorts. It doesn’t look like it’s seen use in decades, given the amount of dust, but it’s somehow gone unlooted this whole time. Bottles line shelves along the walls. Bones cover a table. Some are human-sized. ]

Doesn’t look like the owner’s been home in a long time.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-11-14 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hector steps in beside Alucard and begins wordlessly measuring our ingredients. Alucard is a genius; he should be able to keep up without Hector coddling him.]

I always make arrangements for my pets when I go out. I never know when I’ll run afoul of an angry mob and be away longer than I planned.

[So Hector is staying the night, he guesses. It’s no more or less bizarre than any of the rest of this.]