[Which is to say Alucard actually puts some effort into looking dishevled, because he's like that. The hair is the easy part, but the rest means changing out of his current digs for something far more casual.
So yes, maybe it takes the whole of Trevor's goddamn Target run for the dhampir to find a t-shirt that he owns that is appropriately wrinkled (Sypha got it for him as a joke, it has a ouiji board layout on it and glows in the dark), and a pair of PJ pants that are not a part of a matched set. (Because of course he's the kind of idiot who has matched sets of pjs.]
Ah, you actually knocked.
[Which is to say that Alucard's sort of amazed he's managed to fake looking like he's loafing around the house like a normal person rather than himself. He does shuffle over to retrieve the leggings first though.]
So you bought...a large cup of sugar in liquid format?
[He's...he's just saying. As to the leggings, he gestures with a free hand.]
Thank you. I...have no idea how sizes work here, but I presume no circulation will be cut off.
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Only because you asked so nicely.
[Which is to say Alucard actually puts some effort into looking dishevled, because he's like that. The hair is the easy part, but the rest means changing out of his current digs for something far more casual.
So yes, maybe it takes the whole of Trevor's goddamn Target run for the dhampir to find a t-shirt that he owns that is appropriately wrinkled (Sypha got it for him as a joke, it has a ouiji board layout on it and glows in the dark), and a pair of PJ pants that are not a part of a matched set. (Because of course he's the kind of idiot who has matched sets of pjs.]
Ah, you actually knocked.
[Which is to say that Alucard's sort of amazed he's managed to fake looking like he's loafing around the house like a normal person rather than himself. He does shuffle over to retrieve the leggings first though.]
So you bought...a large cup of sugar in liquid format?
[He's...he's just saying. As to the leggings, he gestures with a free hand.]
Thank you. I...have no idea how sizes work here, but I presume no circulation will be cut off.