Well if something rips, then it was a worthwhile experiment and we know that this is simply not meant to be.

[There's probably just the reminder that leather trousers have been a cliche for good reason when it comes to matters being tight and easy to show things off, and rolling along with that. All the same, Alucard heads right over to his closet. He doesn't do much - just opens the door a little so there's a semblance of decency involved in all of this, and the experiment begins in earnest.]

You requested it, and I was unsure of what your blood alcohol content level was, so that seemed to be the quickest route to testing. It...was considerable.

[There's the sound of fabric landing with a soft fwump on the floor. That's trousers good and gone, and then Alucard unfolds the leggings to evaluate them properly. They're....absolutely going to tear, aren't they?

Well. One foot goes in, then the other, and Alucard is careful as he starts pulling everything up. The fabric is very snug, threatening constriction as he gets it all up and over his knees.]

Which is why I stopped immediately.