I refuse to look at your internet search history for the next month on principle then.

[Alucard doesn't know how this is ending besides ridiculously, and that is always for both good and ill when Trevor's concerned. Oh yes, he is a man of resources, but also...this involves being an asshole. And making out. So where this lands is completely up in the air.]

You could be nicer about something you helped to encourage, you know. Even if it's against your basic nature.

[Alucard'll give as good as he gets. Trevor's self-depreciation can usually be endearing, but there are moments that it's frustrating. Especially when it runs over actual romance, which is something the dhampir does appreciate every so often.]

Is that an invitation to pick up from last night, Belmont?