[In fairness, somrt of it is because it's just so much fun to get Dracula going, especially when it came to the world outside of the castle. Dracula is still a man of invention, but for all that he might have ever been able to predict cameras and film and all the other parts of it, he alone could not create content.

And no way he could dream up Hamlet But With Lions.

Alucard is careful to listen though. Trevor talks so little about his own family, and so when he does, Alucard is always at full attention. The squeeze of his hand doesn't matter. Alucard's dealt with worse.]

I'm sure that you at least looked extremely charming.

[He'll move away from the subject, only because Trevor's discomfort is clear.]

I have not. And if that's your next date idea, then I'm very enthusiastic.