whipboi: (Dancing jigs until I'm crippled)
Trevor Belmont ([personal profile] whipboi) wrote in [personal profile] cryptsleeper 2019-08-22 04:26 am (UTC)

Is that so bad? It's practical, at least.

[Not like vampire hunting. That's decidedly impractical in terms of the modern world, and all Trevor's varied -- near-encyclopedic -- knowledge of how to kill monsters is useless when it comes to actually living, let alone living with himself.

Trevor's grin goes positively vile for a moment.
]

That highly specific anatomical knowledge seems to serve you well enough, doesn't it?

[Crude jokes during a waltz to a live string quartet in a five-star restaurant. If there were a more appropriate parallel to Trevor's entire damn personality...

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